JOHN TRAVOLTA IS TOO GAY

I'm not here to help John Travolta, so when people send in emails with stories that may or may not be true about his rampant homosexuality, those stories go online almost immediately for hundred of thousands of people to read.  Travolta has always seemed kinda dumb, but I have to admit, if you ever need to get a penis into your mouth for some reason, he seems to have some pretty solid ideas.  The devastatingly handsome Jeebs wrote:

John has been in Toronto shooting the movie Hairspray. While in town, he went to the Mayfair Raquet and Fitness Centre to get some massage therapy and he specifically requested male therapists. The RMT he ended up with is a fairly flamboyant gay man. After his first treatment he promptly rebooked weekly appointments with the same therapist.Here's where it gets better. Last week the club asked him to no longer come back due to "too much gay behaviour in the locker rooms" as he was making other members very uncomfortable.

If John Travolta isn't a homo, he has a lot of explaining to do.  Like why a tub who clearly never exercises even needs a massage.  The only way he would ever strain his back is if the new guys anus was too tight.