FERGIE REALLY LIKED METH

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has been open about her profound addiction to hard core drugs in the past and this week says that quitting crystal meth was the hardest thing she ever had to do.  She tells People:

"It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with.  I dug deep as to why I got there. It's the drug that's addicting. But it's why you start doing it in the first place that's interesting. A lot of it was being a child actor; I learned to suppress feelings."

When I was a kid I never did any drugs because a poster of a frog in glasses told me reading was the best drug.  And that there was no end to the magical places a book could take me.  And that the only limit was my imagination.  But it turns out I can barely read.  And my imagination sucks.  God damn frog, I’ll get you for this.