FERGIE IS A LIAR

Jordan McCoy, the 15-year-old singer first made famous on the "American Idol" spin off show "American Juniors", is currently recording an album to be released on Diddys Bad Boys record label.  One of the songs she has already recorded is called "Big Girls Don't Cry" a song that Fergie previously owned the rights too.  Fergie sold the rights to Diddy for Jordan to record.  You might think that selling something means you can't use it any more, but Fergie would apparently disagree, and she put the song on her album "the Duchess", which hit stores earlier this week.  Jordan wrote on her myspace:

"IT'S THE EXACT SAME SONG AS MINE! I can't believe she didn't even change it. She said she wasn't using it on her album when she sold it to us. She changed her mind AFTER I recorded it. She has made me really really sad.  – Jordan McCoy.”

I have no idea who Jordan McCoy is, but I still think she should be the one doing this song instead of Fergie.  Just because everyone should be doing songs instead of Fergie.  This bitch is so ugly it hurts my heart.  If you described her, she'd probably sound sexy as hell, but something goes horribly wrong in the translation.  Her skin is some weird shade not found in nature and her mouth is this creepy little slit that drops down on the ends.  If she put on a bunch of weight, she'd look EXACTLY like Jabba the Hutt.  Sexy?  You better believe it!

(you can hear Jordans version here, Fergies version here)