COURTNEY LOVE IS A GOOD INFLUENCE

Music legend Clive Davis, who signed Whitney Houston to her very first record deal in 1983, has grown so troubled by his friends drug addiction, he has asked Courtney Love to step in as a mentor.  No, seriously.  IMDb says:

Love, who has gone through her own drug abuse problems and now insists she's clean and sober, jumped at the chance to help another struggling star and agreed to stage an intervention with Davis … Love and Houston have become unlikely friends and Love has (recommended) her addiction counselor Warren Boyd.  (Us magazine) claims Davis is paying for (Houston’s) expensive counseling sessions.

Uhh, what, was Duff-Man not available.  When your idea is to get Courtney Love to mentor somehow about healthy living, you're officially out of ideas.  You might as well get a dancing hot dog to teach an aerobics class.  Seriously, we all know that after about 4 seconds, Whitney asked if Courtney "got any shit", and from there they just traded tips all day about hiding trackmarks.