CHRISTINA RICCI IS FUN

Everyone agrees that the best way to judge a woman's worth is by the size of her breasts – that's why girls with implants are such heroes – but shape is pretty important too.  So we should have a parade or something for Christina Ricci, even if she did get some dopey tattoo marring her otherwise perfect chest.  These are not new, obviously, since she's with her idiot coke-addict (allegedly) ex-boyfriend.  That was one couple that never made any sense.  She's pretty much adorable and he looks like an unfrozen caveman.  I can't imagine he's taking the break-up very well.  I'm sure one day soon the detectives will kick in his door and there will be hundreds of pictures of her with the eyes cut out.  And you don't even wanna know what happens when they hit the room with a black light.