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August 17, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Keira Knightley could have a mop handle sticking out of her ass in these pictures, and I wouldnt notice it for ten minutes because everything else here is such a complete train wreck. Lets skip right past green shoes with a grey dress and the googly eyed meth addict leading her around and focus on … is that a swim cap. What the hell is that. And why is it on Keira Knightley. Antlers would look better on her head than that thing. Is she going sledding. Honest to God, a sniper could be shooting at me and I could still put together a better outfit than this.