“TEEN CHOICE” RED CARPET PICS

Okay, so everyone looked like absolute hell at last nights 'Teen Choice Awards'.  Getting dressed isn’t that hard if you’re a dude, but they all managed to screw it up anyway.  Orlando Bloom wants to be Johnny Depp so bad.  I’m pretty sure that necklace is a heart shaped locket with some of Johnny’s hair.  Nick Lachey looks nice.  My gardener has that same shirt.  If Wilmer Valdawhatever looked any gayer, he’d be down on Venice Beach in shiny silver shorts roller skating between orange cones he set up.  He’d still have on that shirt and those chains though.   You would have thought Brandon Routh and Wentworth Miller spend enough time in the closet to pick out nicer clothes.  Zing!