PARIS HILTON GOT BUSTED

SpoofCard, a calling card that allows users to record calls, change their voice to sound either male or female and manipulate Caller ID among other things,  has terminated the accounts of more than 50 members – including Paris Hilton – who abused the service and obtained unauthorized access to other peoples voicemail.  In a press release, SpoofCard went public in an effort to discourage fraud in the future.  SpoofCard says:

Many of the terminated customers and the victims whose mailboxes were accessed are well known celebrities … SpoofCard.com confirmed that Paris Hilton was among the terminated customers, and that Lindsay Lohan was among those whose voicemail accounts were broken into. SpoofCard has put software controls on its network so that customers can no longer use its service to break into the voicemail boxes of Miss Lohan or the other victims it has identified.

Paris Hilton should have a halo.  And by that, I mean, I wish she were dead. 

(the pictures below aren't really relevant to anything, just new angles of these, to make sure you’ve now seen every inch of Lindsay Lohan.  Unless she finds a way to turn herself inside out, this should finally be all of it.)