PARIS HILTON AND LANCE ARMSTRONG?

In what has to be the weirdest possible celebrity pairing imaginable, Lance Armstrong was seen earlier this week at a club on the Sunset Strip with Paris Hilton.  Page Six says:

The two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band the Vacation. "They came together, they hung out and left together," said our spy.

There’s simply no possible way this hussy has some layer of depth that makes her tolerable to seemingly normal people like Lance Armstrong and Justin Timberlake, is there?  It can't be.  I have to assume he banged her, because that's Paris Hiltons only use.  Normally women can at least be good for baking me a pie and fetching my slippers, but I wouldn’t even trust Paris to do that right.  I’d almost certainly end up with scalding hot pie on my feet.