OH DEAR GOD NO

This little girls parents need to be dragged outside and beaten immediately.  What kind of junkie delinquent would set their kid this close to Paris Hilton.   I'd rather see my little girl between a mother alligator and her babies.   And is Paris trying to sign her vagina here.  Or shove the pen in there.  Can she go 10 damn minutes without something or someone inside of her.   Or maybe that’s where she stores stuff now.  Maybe shes just putting the pen away.  She’s so used up now, she’s like a kangaroo.  Her vagina is basically a pouch now, for pens and candy bars.  Car keys.  Running shoes for the gym and water bottles.  Just, whatever she might need for the day.