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August 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I guess Nicolette Sheridan looks okay for being 55. Except she's 43. She looks okay. I guess. Her skin is kinda creepy. Like that monster made out of clay that chased Scooby Doo when he was at the Aztec ruins. Zoinks is right. I would hide in a mummies coffin leaned against the wall too if I saw this coming after me. The good news is that her leathery skin distracts from her awkwardly ugly bikini. So that's a plus. Overall, she just looks okay. Like, I couldn’t masturbate to these, but it would remind me to masturbate to something else.