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August 1, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
On the surface, these may seem to be nothing but gratuitous pictures of Penelope Cruz and the topless chick behind her because the only story in town right now is Mel Gibson, but in reality, the real star of these pictures is this guy. Because this guy is awesome. Would I like to see him a yellower hat? And poured into some smaller, more revealing shorts? Well yes, obviously, that would be great, but in no way should that detract from how yellow his hat is now. Or how sexy his physique is. The real shame is that there are no pictures of the sunscreen application marathon it took to get him on the beach.