LINDSAY LOHAN IS BANNED

Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image.   A source says:

“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music.  The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album.  He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions.  His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Geez, did I miss something.  Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood.  Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty.  So what, she's 20.  Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below.  Don't be such a little diva Justin.  *Ligger – (n) – An individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free food and drink – an arch blagger. Popularized by the NME in the early nineties and possibly with it's entomological roots in the fishing term for "baited line".