Lindsay Lohan got fired

Lindsay Lohan has been dropped by her record label Island Records after they spent a huge amount of money for Lindsay to record an album last year, “only to find that she couldn’t be bothered to promote it”. A source says:

“A single was a huge flop (in the UK) because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to get off her bum and promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

In Lindsay’s defense, it is hard to go somewhere and sing when you have a penis in your mouth. I’m not sure how she even breathes. My theory is that she has gills that evolved because her mouth was stuffed and her nasal passages were filled with coke, but – and I’m not gonna lie to you – that’s really just a theory.


Source = Sun UK