KEVIN FEDERLINE IS HOPELESS

Kevin Federline has set up his own music label to release his debut album, because no one else would.  Despite shopping his music to every brand in town, Kevin was never offered a record contract, so Federation Records was announced late Friday afternoon.  Founded by Federline and his manager, the new label will release Kevin's debut "Playing With Fire" in October.  The press release said:

Federline recently completed the high energy music video for "Lose Control" at Pure night club in Las Vegas. The video is set for release during the first week of September 2006. Federline who was recently featured on the covers of Item and Steppin' Out has a feature coming out in the September issue of GQ set to hit stands on August 19, 2006. A style icon in the making, Federline is also the new face of Five Star Vintage clothing company … Fans can get more info about Kevin Federline on his myspace page which is www.myspace.com/kevinfederline.

For about a year now, I've been wishing that Britney would lose all her money, and now Kevin is making my dreams a reality!   Even skeptics will have to agree that when it comes to throwing money right out the fuckin window, Kevin Federline is like some kind of super genius.