KEVIN FEDERLINE GOT REJECTED

August 23, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The banner picture above shows Kevin Federline arriving at his fabulous after party to celebrate his triumphant debut at the Teen Choice Awards. All the big names of the night were invited – Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook, Mischa Barton, Brandon Routh, the Olsen twins and Nelly Furtado – and exactly 100 percent of them did not go. A source says:

"After everyone saw Kevin's performance, no one wanted to be stuck having to pretend it was good."

Take another look at some of the attention whores on that list. Those people will go to anything. The zodiac killer could have a party to shoot down Air Force One and gotten more guests. Which is awesome because Kevin looked so pleased with himself after proving to the world that he could, in fact, stammer though a rap song in front of a room filled with 8 year old white kids. That crowd hadn't been so impressed since the cowboy at Coles birthday party made a balloon animal horsey.

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