KELLY CLARKSON IS DRUNK

This is news to me, but apparently Kelly Clarkson drinks more than just milkshakes, at least according to Page Six:

The "American Idol" winner showed up the other night at Hollywood's Key Club for the Metal Skool concert and got "wasted," our spywitness reports. Clarkson climbed onstage with Metal Skool and Ryan Key of the band Yellowcard, toting a bottle of liquor and "ended up tearing off her vest and throwing it into the crowd before playing a lot of air guitar."

It's always awesome when "celebrities" in the crowd feel they have to rush the stage at someone else's show.  They can't just sit and watch.  They're like a 5 year old watching Barney or a black woman at a movie theater.  Awesome gets awesomer when the celebrity is a tubby chick with chocolate on her face, hopping back and forth on stage and gasping for air, pointing a drumstick at the crowd and yelling off key between bites with some other poser who buys his clothes at the mall.    Yeah, baby, ROCK AND ROLL!!!