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August 28, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Despite the very next headline being "no one looked good at the Emmys", Evangeline Lilly did, in fact, look very good at the Emmys. But she and I are natural beauties and look good pretty much all the time. Which is a nice change because seeing most of these Hollywood stars up close is like seeing the Batmobile up close. They look so hot on TV but then you see them in person and realize they're nothing but tape and paint and plastic. So Evangeline Lilly is not like the Batmobile. This was a lot more flattering in my head before I started to type.