You, Me and Dupree are all naked

One of the many reasons summer movies are better than winter movies is because summer movies are mostly sexy girls in next to nothing, while winter movies are mostly ugly people achieving their goals. And apparently no movie has more skin this summer than ‘You, Me and Dupree’, which opens today. Sadly most of it is Owen Wilson’s, who spends a ton of time walking around naked. Unsadly, there’s also Kate Hudson, who prances around in half shirts and lingerie and is even the subject of a fantasy scene where she gets licked while wearing a bikini. Hudson says:

“When I read the script, I was like, ‘God, I’m kind of half-naked throughout the whole movie.’ I didn’t come to the set and hear [the directors] say, like, ‘You’re going to be in your underwear for this scene.’ It was actually written in.”

This is an important point to remember for when I have my fake casting calls in the office I rented for one day. I should make the nudity clear from the beginning. Some of the girls looked pretty surprised. Even more so when they tried to leave and realized the moat I had installed was filled with crocodiles.