This is gross

This story sounds like the sort of thing you normally only see in a haunted house, but thanks to weak gag reflex, I could barely even read the whole thing, much less think of some pithy way to intro it, so I’m just clipping what Lloyd Grove wrote:

“Just how young does Jeff Goldblum like ’em? Us Weekly says the 53-year-old actor recently dined with 24-year-old waif Nicole Richie. ‘Richie says she has had a crush on Goldblum since she was 13,’ the mag reports. ‘The pair have plans to go out again.’ “

Normally writing this page is pretty fun, because normally I don’t accidentally picture wrinkled 50 year old dudes having clumsy awkward sex with anorexic 20 year old girls who look like they should have a tail and a burlap sack over their head. So, look, you guys can hang out with this story if you want, but I’m bailing, it’s time I started to look out for number 1, baby!


Source = Lowdown