Tara Reid is delusional

Tara Reid was “jumping up and down and screaming” Saturday night at the Delano Hotel in Miami when she got the news that she would be starring in a movie called “Senior Skip Day” with … wait for it … Robert DeNiro as her co-star. A source says:

“It’s all she talked about all week. I don’t think she’d be making that up, because she told so many people out there! Her assistant even made a toast for her at the Blue Door, congratulating her on getting the movie.”

Umm, do I even need to say it. Obviously Robert DeNiro – the one from “Goodfellas” and “Heat” – won’t be appearing in “Senior Skip Day” with Tara Reid. She had to be drunk, because the Daily News also says this:

“Reid reportedly broke up with Francisco Cardona last week for not catering to her A-list needs. She said, ‘I’m a movie star! I want someone who’s there!’ “

God, this daffy bitch is nuts, some delusional bundle of implants, bronzer, retardation and tragedy. She was ugly even when she was hot, and that was 50 million glasses of cigarettes ago. And even then she couldn’t act.

(good news if you have the haunting premonition that Tara does something inappropriate and whorish in these pictures)

Source = Daily News and Splash