Suri Cruise might be real, part 3

Suri Cruise is 100 days old today and yet the public has still never seen a picture or video or any real proof that the baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes even exists. But now family friend Jada Pinkett Smith says she has seen Suri twice during visits to the Cruise’s Beverly Hills home and tells People magazine that she is “gorgeous”.

“She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life. She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl. She’s beautiful and they’re very happy and they need to be left alone. She’s the cutest little baby. She’s got a head full of black, beautiful hair.”

This kid must be startlingly ugly, because everyone who sees it compliments her hair. As if a baby with hair is some novelty. You might as well say she had cute socks or nice hard wood floors in the nursery. But I guess complimenting her hair is a better plan than throwing the baby in the air and then running away while the parents scramble to catch it. Or is it…


Source = People