Suri Cruise might be real

King of Queens “star” and fellow scientologist Leah Remini says she has seen Suri Cruise, the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, while on a recent visit to Telluride Colorado, where the new family is vacationing. Leah said:

“She’s a newborn and normal size. Tom and Katie want to have a life and raise their baby. They’re normal parents. Suri’s a beaming baby. She looks like Tom and Katie. She’s just beautiful. Tom is one of those doting dads and Katie looks beautiful – I’m jealous of her. She bounced right back.”

Yes, the inches just melt away when you remove a pillow from under your shirt, don’t they. Another good tip is you can appear taller by jumping. Leah went on to describe Suri as having straight hair. But on the Ellen Degeneres show, Cruise said Suri had curly hair. So, to recap, Suri has curly or straight hair, looks like Tom or Katie and the family is perfectly normal. Except there is no proof their baby exists. And no explanation for how they travelled to Telluride without someone seeing it. Did they tunnel to Colorado? Did they FedEx the kid or bury her in a laundry cart like a prison break, it’s hard to say, so really, this changes nothing. There’s more proof that fire breathing dragons exist than Suri Cruise.


Source = Sky News and Jossip.