Stuff from all over

Dane Cook steals – I’m pretty slow on this, but Brian on redban.com set up a post that sort of proves what has been suspected for a long time, namely that Dane Cook steals his material from other comedians. Ones that are funny. His entire on-stage persona is like a prettier, less-funny Brian Regan, but redban has three examples of Dane in 2003 that sound remarkably like Louis CK in 2001. Louis CK is a genius, he’s like a superhero to other comedians, there’s no way Dane couldn’t have known. He might as well claim he just invented dolphins.


Lance Bass is gay – Perez says that Lance Bass from N’Sync is finally set to come out of the closet in the cover story in next weeks People magazine, making this the one billionth time in a row that a dude who sings and dances in leather pants and makeup turns out to be gay.


Gisele Bundchen is pushy – Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is apparently not over her break up with Leonardo DiCaprio just yet, and allegedly threatened to quit Victoria’s Secret if they hired Bar Rafaeli, Leonardo’s new girlfriend and a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. In a related story, I crawled on the ground under my car because I dropped a chicken nugget. Oh, wait, I guess the two stories aren’t that similar.