Stuff from all over

Jim Carey is in love – Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy began dating around January of this year, went public about a month ago, and now are set to get married in a quick, low profile ceremony over Labor Day weekend, according to new reports. Although, those “new reports” come from the National Enquirer, which will say just about anything lately. They even said my matinee idol good looks were my best feature, when everyone knows it’s my ass.

Kevin Smith can tell a story – I don’t really like Kevin Smith movies, but that tubby lump can sure as hell tell a story, and the great Bam!Kapow! has an insanely long clip of Kevin recounting his experience working on a script called ‘Superman Lives’ in 1997, when Warner Brothers was taking the first steps towards reviving the franchise, the end result being this summers ‘Superman Returns’. His script for Superman – which you can read here – is pretty famous. Famous in the bad way. It’s awful. Anne Frank was more fun to read, and Kevin can blame the producer if he likes, but that won’t explain dialogue like: “It was the bestest p’sghetti I had in my whole life!” Yikes.