Stuff from all over

‘Survivor’ winner is a dick – Brian Heidik, who was the winner on ‘Survivor 5’ in 2002, the year the show was set in Thailand, was arrested on Wednesday after shooting a puppy with an arrow. IMDB says:

” ‘At about 3am, his wife called to report that he was outside and that he shot a puppy that was on his property with an arrow and planned to shoot another one.’ When sheriff’s deputies arrived, Heidik fled in his car, but was quickly apprehended. Heidik’s wife and five-year-old son were home at the time of the incident.”

Oh, by the way, they weren’t even his puppies. And he later told a judge he thought the puppies were coyotes. In his defense, he tried to shoot sunshine and innocence first, but the arrows wouldn’t stick.


Aussie ‘Big Brother’ is a little different – two male contestants were removed from the house on the Australian version of ‘Big Brother’ after they held down a female contestant in a bed at 4 in the morning and … ummm … “turkey slapped” her. Which appears to mean slapped her in the face with their penis. Es. Penises, I guess. But, remarkably, even though the footage was aired live on the internet to subscribers, the female contestant said it was not a big deal and did not think the two should have been kicked off the show.

“They were just mucking around, and John was poking me and we were tickling each other. And then I got up and went to bed.”

Man, did you guys know plane tickets to Australia were so expensive. I sure didn’t.


Kelly Clarkson is too fat – Kelly Clarkson had signed on to promote and endorse her own flavor of Vitamin Water but is now being told to shed a few pounds before the campaign will begin. The brand is keeping the deal secret for now because they are committed to their reputation as being healthy, and apparently for also being comically unaware, since Kelly Clarkson has needed to shed a few pounds for about two years now. And based on how she dresses, she’s okay with that. So good luck there Vitamin Water. I’ll be riding a horse on the moon before you get this tub to lose 20 pounds.

Sources = IMDb, ABC.net, Contact Music and Page Six