Paris Hilton is still a whore

I apologize, but I’m so bored with Paris Hiltons attention starved antics, I can’t even pretend to care what she does anymore. (if you do, she kisses tubby punk Brandon Davis and says dumb shit like this: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde – like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana – and right now, I’m that icon.” and makes out with her ferret after it made a break for freedom and hid in the trash.) Besides, I have to believe she would hate being ignored much more than she would if we all called her names. So who cares about that whore. What I care about very much is how pretty Hilary Duff looks since she died her hair dark. Holy crap she got cute. And yet kinda sexy. It’s like wanting to fuck a baby koala. Except, replace that with something that is funny. And makes sense.