Madonna wants Jessica and Lindsay

Desperately clinging to the last thing she did that anyone noticed, Madonna is set to open this years MTV Music Awards and is secretly planning to re-enact the three way kiss she had with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the 2003 awards, this time with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan and pushing the boundaries even further. A source says:

“Madonna’s people contacted Jessica’s representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well. With both Jessica and Lindsay’s stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She’s planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage inspired show.”

Oh man, watching Lohan and Jess roll around with someone who could be their grandmother really does sound hot, doesn’t it. Maybe in keeping with that nights theme, I’ll ask my grandpa if he has any tips for jacking off with a noose around my neck or go to the morgue and play spin the bottle. To be honest, both of those sound better to me than watching Madonna’s tired ass get to second base with my Jessica.


Source = the Sun UK