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July 10, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
One reason I’m such a devil with the ladies is because my bathing suits always combine flair with function. Unlike Lindsay Lohans. Now in her 23rd bikini over the past 8 days. Not only is that thing annoyingly ugly, but her giant boobs don’t even begin to fit inside of it. So why wear a top at all, I say. Lindsay should use her powers for good, in this case the power of boobs, like how I use my karate to take back the streets, to help those who feel they have no where else to turn.