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July 5, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
These pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the beach in Malibu two days ago will probably do anything but help her claims that she doesn’t have implants. Because those things look rock hard and impossibly perfect in the last three. Not that I care of course. They’re real on the outside. I was just hoping to have sex with her, not do an autopsy. If not for the creepy amount of freckles, I would pounce on her like Dino jumps on Fred. So yes, Brandon Davis, yes I would have sex with her.
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