Lindsay Lohan is misinformed

Lindsay Lohan is working on a new book called ‘Narcissist’ that will mostly be made up of intimate and “sexy” photographs of Lindsay, in various states of undress. The Sun UK says that Lindsay is “keen to shed her image as a child actress and plans to show off a new raunchy side to her personality”. Lindsay says:

“It’s my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake. I think a woman’s body is so much more sensual than a man’s. I’m not saying strip off all your clothes, but there are certain photos I like people taking of me, where I’m comfortable. As long as it’s tasteful. Why not?”

I don’t know if Lindsay just doesn’t have a computer or what, but what image is it that she’s trying to distance herself from. Is it the one where we all assume some random dude did a line of coke off her ass last night while she lay face down in handcuffs and a cowboy hat. Because I’m not as poitive as she is that a sexy book is gonna help. Just because it’s all formal now doesn’t make it better. A bear could offer to stick out his pinky while he ate my leg, I would still prefer he just stop.

Source = the Sun UK