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July 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I’m not allowed into most Hollywood dance clubs any more because my sexy moves kept setting off the sprinklers, so it’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan is picking up where I left off. Except here her slinking around just makes her seem desperate for attention, considering that doesn’t look like a “dance club” and does look like a “patio”. And also none of those other mutants pictured are dancing. Mostly they’re trying to not get kicked in the face. She’s like Jet Li, with the power of boobs.