Keira Knightley is just fine

Keira Knightley was the center of attention at the London premier of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest’ Monday, but maybe not for the reason she planned. Her flimsy gold Gucci dress showed off her unusually thin frame and brought up questions of an eating disorder. Keira says:

“People said to me yesterday at the premiere ‘How does it feel to be called anorexic?’ I had no idea that I was. I can safely say that I’m not. I’ve got a lot of experience with anorexia. My grandmother and great-grandmother suffered from it. And I had a lot of friends at school who suffered from it. So I know that it’s not something to be taken lightly and I don’t. But I don’t have it, I am very sure of that.”

Keira and I agree. Just because you display all the symptoms of a disease that runs in your family is no cause for alarm. There may be some health risks involved, but my penis would look much larger than normal when next to her, and really, isn’t that what counts. Not to mention the fact that Math proves that girls with more that 2 percent body fat are bad people, they often steal and are not to be trusted.
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Source = the Sun UK