Jessica Simpson is modest

Some people may have mean comments to make about why Jessica Simpson is covering her stomach in these pictures in Cabo earlier this week, celebrating her birthday on July 10th. And go ahead, people used to say mean things about me too. “What does he know, he’s just a handsome kickboxer from the wrong side of the tracks, he’s got no chance with Jessica Simpson.” But that’s when I get on stage at the high society dinner and give my big emotional speech in front of the entire ballroom, saying how all Jess and I need are each other. And also her tits. The blue bloods won’t approve, but then a slow applause will build across the floor as my views and beliefs are accepted. And that’s when Jessica parts the crowd and comes running into my arms. So go ahead, make your mean little comments, it’s only gonna drive Jess to me faster.