Jessica Biel is everything good

If I were a dealer at a casino, after looking at these pictures of Jessica Biel, I would do that thing were I clap my hands and show my palms, because I’m out. I have no chance here. I have absolutely nothing to bring to our relationship that she apparently can’t do better. I at least thought I had football and a cuter dog, but now I guess not. According to my tests, if Jessica gets any more perfect, she’ll be able to fly.

By the way San Diego Chargers fans, enjoy picture number 4, because that’s the last time this year you’re gonna see a quarterback with a professional delivery and the ball not rocketing backwards.