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July 19, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The fact is you have 10 girls in your office right now who are all hotter than lots of the famous Hollywood stars before they undergo eight hours of hair and makeup and take 50,000 pictures for a four picture magazine layout. There is a zero percent chance you would ever look twice at Jennifer Love Hewitt in real life with no make-up unless you knew it was Jennifer Love Hewitt. You could get a hotter piece of ass by calling the phone number on a bathroom wall. This is the chick you see down by the duck pond with a loaf of bread, not in your sexual playground.