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July 3, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Janet Jackson must not think very much of us if she’s gonna stick to her claim that diet and exercise are all she used to lose the 1500 pounds that magically disappeared from her ass. If anyone from law enforcement is reading this, I don’t know anything about steroids. For everyone not in law enforcement, I know a lot about steroids. And I know what diet and exercise looks like after 6 months, and I know what 2 cycles of Winstrol looks like after 6 months. Hey, guess what category Janet Jackson falls under. Human beings simply don’t go from this to the pictures below in 6 months. The South Beach diet and a treadmill aren’t gonna turn a bulldog into a greyhound. And if anyone thinks Janet would never do anything like that, uhhh … she’s a Jackson. She’s Michael Jackson’s sister. Steroids would be the most normal thing anyone in that family has done in 15 years. She could morph into the She-Hulk at Christmas dinner, tear off her shirt and scream “ROWR!” and it would still rank in the top 5.
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note – okay, obviously I didn’t see her shoot up, so legally speaking I’m not saying she did steroids, but if you don’t know, not all steroids are the same. They aren’t all designed to make you bigger. Winstrol is a classic and very popular steroid made to rip away every ounce of fat and leave you absolutely shredded. Like Janet.