George Michael is tappin this

The London paper News of the World says that 80’s pop superstar George Michael has sunk “to new levels of depravity – trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park.” Michael was caught stepping out from the bushes after having sex with a 58-year-old unemployed van driver whom he had just met. George, who is worth an estimated 130 million dollars, was caught with a man named Norman Kirkland. George drove away in a Mercedes convertible, Kirkland drove away in a van with a stained grey mattress visible in the back. The News followed Kirkland home and then conducted the most awesome interview the world has ever known. They knocked on the front door of his apartment and Kirkland answered the door naked, “looking gross and disheveled”. He pulled on shorts and invited them into a “dingy place … littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry.” Kirkland said:

“I don’t even like George Michael. And I didn’t recognize him immediately. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn’t full sex but it was fantastic.”

Creepy then got creepier when Kirkland made this cryptic statement:

“There’s a secret that I have which no one knows about. It’s a personal thing. Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond. When we’d finished he said, ‘I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go somewhere and chill out.’ And that was that.”

While I don’t approve of Michaels antics, it’s also hard to blame him. First of all, nothing bad could happen in the bushes in a park at night with a guy named Norman. And second, I mean, come on, just take a look at him. He is absolutely poured into that red shirt. Rowr! And look at the way he seduces the camera with his eyes. I’m all man, but even I can tell that this dude is absolutely yummy.

Source = News of the World. I promise you won’t be sorry if you click this link.