Angelina Jolie wins again

Angelina Jolie will star in the upcoming adaptation of “A Mighty Heart” – to be produced by Brad Pitt – in a role originally intended for Jennifer Aniston. The movie will be produced by Plan B Productions, the company started by Aniston and Pitt while they were married and awarded to Pitt in the divorce settlement.

The role is one of the most coveted in all of Hollywood, seen as an almost mortal lock for an Academy Award nomination in the hands of a capable actress. Jolie will play Marianne Pearl, the widow of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, who was kidnapped and beheaded in Pakistan by Muslim terrorists in 2002 while Marianne was six months pregnant. Pitt says:

“The film will focus on the deep collaboration between people around the world in search of Daniel in 2002. We hope the film can increase understanding between people of all faiths and portray the story and the people involved as honestly as possible without anger or judgment.”

This actually sounds really mean, but I don’t like Jennifer Aniston, so I don’t really care. The victim the article doesn’t mention is all of us, who will have to listen to Jennifer’s bratty ass whine for another year just because she was beaten by someone better. Not only is Jolie 8 billion times hotter, she’s a better actress and a better person. It’s the difference between a SL600 and a donkey asleep in the mud.


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