Andy Samberg is one lucky guy

This has actually been known for a while, but IMDb reports today that Snaggletooth is quietly dating unfunny funnyman Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live and has been for a few months now. IMDb says:

” ‘They’ve been seeing each other for a while, but it’s under the radar.’ The pair, who hooked up this spring, have been regularly spotted out and about near Samberg’s West Village neighborhood. According to the source, Samberg won over Dunst with his quirky sense of humor: ‘She just thinks he’s really funny. It’s why all the girls like Andy.’ “

God, this kid would have hooves. Unfunny hooves. Kirsten could mate with Hercules and the kid would still be an unsightly retard, so this unholy union has disaster written all over it. Andy Samberg was funny once for three minutes, everything since has been embarrassing, highlighted by his Ron Google thing at the MTV movie awards. This dude is slightly less tragic than puppies on fire. Being the unfunniest person on SNL is like being the ugliest child molester, so congratulations Andy. Enjoy your snaggly, cigarette fueled trophy.

Source = IMDb. The pictures above never get old, but Jamie and Renee stopped modeling and fighting crime long enough to send this in last week. Why? Because everyone everyone everyone hates Kirsten Dunst.