‘Texas Chainsaw’ is controversial

The thugs at the MPAA (the ratings board for Hollywood movies) have decided that you can’t watch the trailer for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel like a grown up, and can only see it on the official site between 10 pm and 4 am. They stopped shaking their fist at the paperboy long enough to rule that it’s too shocking for you, even though they gave the trailer a green band, meaning it’s rated PG and approved for all audiences. So the precious god damn children can see it, but only when they MPAA says so. I encourage everyone to grab a baby and hold them up to the monitor after you click here and watch the trailer on Tyler.


This actually looks pretty good. Although it might not be the greatest idea in the world to hire chicks as hot as Diora Baird to be in your horror movie. Even when she’s covered in blood, I see her and little cartoon hearts appear all around and ‘Dreamweaver’ plays in my head. I find it hard to believe that’s what the director was going for. But this looks slick. The first one was good, even though they made underrated hottie Lauren German unrecognizable (she was the hitchhiker who shot herself). This should be at least as good. Because Diora looks hot. Maybe a little too hot. I can’t imagine it’s super healthy to have an erection while leering at a girl with no head.


Source = Apple