Suri Cruise is expensive

Fox 411 today answers a question that has haunted man since the dawn of time, namely, why hasn’t the public seen any pictures of Suri Cruise, the new daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. To compare, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born May 27th, and the first pictures arrived just about two weeks later. Suri was born almost a month and a half earlier, on April 18th, and no one has seen a picture or really even any proof she exists. Fox says:

“here is part of the answer: No one wanted to pay for her. According to my sources, a photo shoot of Suri was offered to Wire Image, the prestigious agency, for sale to the various celebrity magazines right after (she was born). Unfortunately, it must have felt like two cents to Cruise given the (4 million dollars) that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt fetched from People … The Cruise auction is said to have produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point, the offer was rescinded.”

Considering every baby looks almost exactly the same, I don’t know why anyone even offered them 3 million. When I heard People offered Jolie 4 I assumed it was because the baby turned out to be black or something. Or could fly. Or one of the pics had Brad hitting her with a shoe.


Source = Fox 411