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June 29, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
In a poll apparently of my diary, Star magazine says that Jessica Simpson has the best boobs in Hollywood and Jessica Alba has the best butt.
And as an award winning Science person, I agree with Star that women should be ranked by the size of their breasts and tightness of their ass. To confirm their study, I stared at these pictures for 17 hours one day, and I have to agree with their conclusions. Does my devotion to science make me a hero? The greatest hero of all, some might say.