Paris Hilton is a criminal

Paris Hilton committed hit and run yesterday after she backed into a car, damaging both vehicles, then left without leaving contact information. Hit and run is a misdemeanor under California law, punishable by as much as six months in jail. TMZ says:

“It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. … After loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover, Hilton says good-bye to (a friend) and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on — another violation of law. Hilton checks her mirrors and looks around, but apparently doesn’t notice the parked Honda Civic behind her and slams into the bumper, causing damage to both vehicles.”

It’s nice to see Paris relaxing for once, and not beating herself up for every little thing. Like damaging someone else’s car. Some people might say it would be poetic justice if someone damaged her car. They might wonder what would do the most damage. It is a bat? A lead pipe? I hope it’s a bat. Because all I have is a bat.


See the video on TMZ here.