Nicole Richie is creepin me out

The chupacabra hung out in Malibu this week with Mischa Barton and Mischas dreamboat boyfriend Cisco Adler (sorry ladies, he’s taken!). Everyone here is such a fug mess I barely even know where to start. Spelling bees and graveyards have hotter ass than this. Nicole doesn’t even look like she’s from earth, with her giant anime eyes and malnourished body, she looks like a cartoon bug. The rumor is she had gastric bypass surgery back when she was fat and now can’t put on weight even if she tried. Which doesn’t explain why she’s making out with the dog. With any luck this will be the last time she ever appears on this page. I’d rather see Hitlers brain placed inside a fire breathing dragon than more pictures of the chupacabra in a bikini.