Lindsay Lohan is rude

Lindsay Lohan apparently annoyed Vogue editor Anna Wintour Monday night when she was a guest at Wintour’s table for the CFDA awards. Lindsay reportedly couldn’t sit still, and got up to go to the bathroom six times in two hours. Page Six says:

“During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: ‘Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.’ ”

If I were Lindsay, I would just tell everyone I was doing tons of coke. Because there are two reasons I can think of to keep running back and forth to the bathroom: one is lots and lots of drugs. The other is explosive diarrhea. And the image of Lindsay doing an eight foot rail is a lot more attractive than the image of Lindsay stepping out of the stall, waving one hand in front of her face, the other on her stomach, saying “aww man…” and leaving the room smelling like someone butchered a pig in the sun.


Source = Page Six