Kevin Federline is a model

If you’ve ever said to yourself, “I want to wear what Kevin Federline wears”, I hope you die today is the day, because the clothing company Blue Marlin has paid Kevin Federline just under 1 million dollars to endorse and model for a clothing line called Five Star Vintage. His photoshoot took place Tuesday, and the line and campaign will be here this fall. A spokesman said:

“He embodies what Five Star Vintage clothing is. We want someone who is willing to spend $300 on a pair of shoes. Let’s face it, he is married to one of the richest women in the world, and he is having fun with her money.”

Britney attended the shoot and encouraged Kevin by telling him how much she loved him:

“Listen baby. I love you so much and I am here to support you. Plus, thank you so much for taking the attention away from me and putting yourself in front of the cameras! … Yeah baby! I love you baby!”

The story went on like that for quite a while. Unfortunately I’m not on nearly enough Zoloft to stop from killing myself had I continued. I assume it ended with Kevin finding a pot of gold, and then they drove home while it rained delicious pie, or some other stuff that would guarantee this as the most frustrating thing I’ve ever heard.

Source = Star. God, that little bastard is wearing an LSU jersey. I