Jessica Simpson in Maxim

The good news is that Jessica Simpson is back in Maxim magazine, on newstands today. The bad news is that Jessica Simpson is back in Maxim magazine, the most confusingly popular magazine of all time. I guess if you’re a fan of boring photography, blatantly gay fashion, self important articles and embarrassingly unfunny jokes, then it’s like a little bundle of wishes in the mailbox once a month, but for the rest of us, it’s unbearable. Which sucks because it used to be great. Honest to God, they did a piece last month of how cool Celien Dion is. Have you homos turned on a radio since 1992? I don’t what confused lunatic wrote that, but I