Eva Longoria is rude

Although it never used to be the case, Eva Longoria is doing everything she can lately to become known as a complete pain in the ass. And now a source for Defamer says she’s struck again, barking at a waitress for the indignity of having to pay for drinks while out with actor Mario Lopez. Defamer says:

“While Mario was friendly to everyone, Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that ‘Celebrities should be comped!’ and stalked out without even leaving a tip.”

A logical response to behavior like this would seem to be pure unbridled hate. Millionaires demanding free drinks based on the fact that they can afford to pay for them is pretty unseemly. My friends and I would totally have confronted her. Granted, my friends are all imaginary, but one is a wily but noble Indian savage, and he’s pretty intimidating. I would use my blanket like Linus to snap the change out of Eva’s hands, and the Indian would stand behind me with his arms crossed, and she would totally just sit there, takin it.

Source = Defamer. I’m putting up these old bikini pictures of Eva in keeping with today’s them, and I guess in an emergency I could masturbate to them, but it would be under protest, since I do not approve of her antics at all.