Christina Aguilera is 18 inches tall

Maybe I’m only fascinated by this because I’m a god-like 6’5″ and short chicks are super hot, but god damn Christina Aguilera is short. It’s easy to forget until you see it with some kind of scale, but unless that car is 40 feet high, she’s a damn midget. How does that huge voice come out of someone that I could carry around in my pocket. It’s almost unthinkable that she and Britney used to be rivals, now Britney’s tubby ass could lay down and still be taller than Christina. I lost both my legs in ‘Nam and I’m taller than she is. Wait, no I didn’t. I’m just sitting down. I always get those two mixed up. On a side note, you know you have some big ass ears when they can capture sunlight and diffuse it like a prism.